Etiquette Lesson

Odometer: 133 miles

To the Columbia, MD owner of the black and gray Honda Metropolitan. Saw you out on Brokenland Parkway last week while I was rocking my blue and white Metro. I waved; you didn’t. What gives? It’s part of the package, dude: when you buy a scooter you agree to be quirky and jovial and wave at the rest of us. Come on, man. Don’t hate on the scoot.